Cassi Baylous

Probably the best person you will ever meet in all of eternity and is a great leader.

Look there its cassi baylous I always knew she would be president!

by TheTex February 3, 2010

beef bayonet

A military members penis, that usually fucks savage women.

"Yo man, better fix your beef bayonet and charge that stench trench over there in the corner..."

by michael j fox January 2, 2007

bafmodads

Bafmodads are an entity of unknown shape or form to most people. They are from another dimension, and were brought here by an extreme temporal flux in the universe when a number was made that was so large that nobody had a name for it. It was left like that, nameless, for decades. The Bafmodads came because of the call of the nameless number, and they were enraged on the humans who refused to name it. They set out on a mission to enslave the humans and destroy all pets with their petbombs. The Humans and Bafmodads battled hard, but the Bafmodads were pushing the humans back to the brink of extinction. Than, from out of nowhere, one man came up and stood in front of onslaught of the Bafmodads, and he named the number a name so large that it would take several years to pronounce. During this time, the Bafmodads were so internally confused that they all had various heart attacks and liver failures. And so, the man became President of Penarck, and Earth was saved from an untimely destruction by the Bafmodads.

The Bafmodads have been destroyed, thanks to the President of Penarck.

by Brakman December 11, 2004

Baylor University

I live by homeless vagrants, whom I turn my nose up to. I look just like everyone else at my school. The NoZe Brothers are the coolest thing since khakis and sandals. I have a leather Abercrombie and Fitch Bible cover. I have an Abercrombie and Fitch everything. I can coordinate outfits and ensembles better than anyone in my upscale apartment complex. I have a radar that lets me know where the closest ATM is. If I can't find one it's okay. I have ten credit cards all of which are billed to my parents. My town is so conservative that anyone who kisses on the mouth before three years of marriage is drug through the center of town, stoned, and hung to death. I like me. I should be an underwear model. I worked my butt off in high school to get in here and am fully paying for my expensive education with scholarships, or else my Mommy and Daddy went here and they're paying for it all and I only got in because they both made some calls. We're the oldest institution of higher learning in the state, yet we've always sucked at football. Its ok, we're just paying our way to be in the Big 12. The only teams that win anything are the baseball team and women's basketball but even that's a little too dyke-ish for the rest of the Baptist General Convention. We tell our parents we go to church on Sunday mornings, but really we all get up, get dressed and go to IHOP. Our veins are pumped of Dr. Pepper and we're always wearing a school shirt that some frat or club or dance or 11 o'clock MWF class made. And mandatory Chapel? What is this, communism? It's ok though I guess; I only came here to find a spouse; however it's harder than I thought with the visitation hours being 1 pm to 6 pm every day, so I just date one hall at a time. I go to Baylor, where a silver Accord is actually considered the nicest car driven by a faculty member and the ghetto-est car driven by a student. I am a Bear.

I wanted to be a frat star so I joined Baylor University.

by BaylorGuy January 11, 2009

Bayamon

The greatest city in Puerto Rico. People from Bayamon are known for their good looks and their superiority on everything. People from Bayamon have "la sangre caliente", which means we are hot blooded. People from Bayamon do not take shit from anybody, and we rule the island. We are so great that fake puerto ricans, a.k.a Newyoricans, claim to be from Bayamon. Los Vaqueros.

Nengo Flow- Seguimos ready en Bayamon, tu estas entiendiendo palomon, puerco no seas tan bocon.

Yaga- Y que no se te olvide de donde soy bobolon, BAYAMON LAMBON

by PR IS BETTER January 15, 2010

Mary-Hardin Baylor

The University of Mary-Hardin Baylor, home of The CRU, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. Also the sickest D-III school in the nation. you dont mess with The CRU! UMHB is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of Baylor University, but unlike Baylor, The CRU actually wins their games.

HSU fan: hey who are we playing this week?
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009

Baym

personification, sometimes used whilst pelvic thrusting.

note: when used with pelvic thrusting you can only thrust once if you are planning on saying "Baym!"

"i was like Baym!"
"Baym! and the dirt is gone!"

by Slinx June 21, 2009