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Battery Battle

The comparing of two or more peoples cell phone battery charge to see which person needs the charger more. The person with the lowest battery percentage on their phone will be entitled to the charger.
Person 1: Dude, I need the charger. My phone is like seriously low.
Person 2: This is the only phone charger and I need it!
Person 1: Chill, we'll just have a Battery Battle. How much do you have?
Person 2: 33%
Person 1: 15%, I win.
by Squaresvillefan March 14, 2013
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Testicular Battery

The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.
I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.
by Sodomy boy June 19, 2010
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*battery dies*

A phrase that nintendo backers use to insult PSP users by saying that they have terrible lithium ion batterys.
Nintendo Nub: *Battery Dies*
PSP Nub: *Pen in eye*
by negroshima January 27, 2007
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player unknown's battlegrounds

an amazing game. pussy ass fortnite players call it trash when hey never played it before.(if they have it’s usually only on xbox)
person 1: you wanna play Player Unknown's Battlegrounds

person 2: fuck yeah
by pubg4lufeNate May 6, 2018
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Battery Exhaustion

Using the batteries from all the handheld electronic appliances in your house to power the device of your choice until you inevitable run out of batteries entirely. Battery exhaustion can be eliminated by investing in rechargeable batteries.
My game boy, TV remote, VCR remote, and personal grooming kit had all been rooted through for AAs. But it was over. I had reached true battery exhaustion. I would play no more Xbox 360 that day.
by 720mgSTEEEVE December 1, 2009
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Battlecock

Rooster from a gladiator background. Battlecock=Gamecock=Fighting rooster. A bird that has intense aggression, not trained to kill, just born in. All roosters will fight, BUT a Battle/Gamecock won't stop till his enemy has fallen and more often than not he will still pumble the already expired cock till he himself dies from exhaustion. Owners of Battle/Gamecocks typically take insanely great care of them "Mega huge pins, best food $ can buy, fresh water 3 times daily." Normally will end up fighting no more than 3 times and after that assuming he lives he will live his live in a monster pin with plenty of tail to pound, unlike egg hens which live in disgusting, disease-ridden warehouses in 4x4 battery pens with 15 other hens which ends up being incredibly cramped to the point of suffocation by trampling. If one was lucky enough to live to the age of 2 "if you call living in what makes Alcatraz look like paradise, lucky" you are then pulled by extreme force from your cage often getting wings/legs broken during this process and shipped to the slaughter house and so called humanely killed but in fact are just slammed into the ground until death comes.
'dude1' hey dude!, how have you been? 'dude2" ive been good but ive recently gotin into Battlecocks. 'dude1' you mean fighting roosters? dude your a cruel basterd! 'dude2' atleast they get ther shot at life. how many farm animals get to live til the actually die? most are killed in there pime for meat you jackass!
by The Legendary Battlecock November 23, 2011
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battery acid

The combination of sweat, and vaginal discharge that collects in and around a girls vagina after any strenuous exercise, usually a night of dancing at a club.

This combination of fluids creates a liquid so sour, it can literally dissolve the tastebuds right off your tongue!!

See. groin juice
Dude, i just went down on that chick in the bathrooms and now i cant feel my tongue!! That was some serious battery acid!!
by Clinton Howes February 21, 2008
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