Master Bates

A tried and true weathered deck hand.

No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.

Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail

2, a first class sail puller

3, energetic as they cum

Weaknesses include:

1, weak and usually bruised wrists

Aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch Master Bates polishing his canon!

by ⚔☠⚔™ ayepirate.com September 3, 2014

nerd-bateing

To arguee about a nerdy or geeky topic or subject.

Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

gooning and bating

Pulling the padge fiercly at the gig

Twirlina: Gurl where’s ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating

by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023

Harrison bate

The best fortnite player EU no cap!!!

Im like a Harrison Bate at fortnite

by V3NOM2226 January 8, 2021

Bate mask

A virtual reality headset used almost exclusively for watching porn while masturbating.

I cant believe my mom got me a bate mask for christmas, you guys.

by Warmtoiletseats January 12, 2018

Bates face

When some creep or weirdo stares at you so intently, just like Norman Bates from the movie Psycho, they are giving you a Bates face.

"Did you just see that weirdo give me a Bates face?"

"Stop staring at me with your Bates face, it's creeping me out!"

by KellyJane May 24, 2013

fifa-bating

when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.

i was fifa-bating over my goal last night

by fifa-king1 October 24, 2011