Alvaro Balbin

A person who has a morbid illness of eating and keeps on getting his stomach punctured

He ate so much he became an Alvaro Balbin

by zupamaestro May 2, 2020

bird bathing

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.

I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.

by Meow's girl May 9, 2010

Bathing

1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.

"Bathing is such a wonderful thing."

by Cuckooo March 4, 2009

bathing apes

amazing, yet EXTREMLY expensive shoes.

"haters getting mad cause i got me some bathing apes!" -soulja boy

by shg5jundsxfa November 11, 2007

babin'

To have the characteristics of a babe; incredibly attractive to the point of premature ejaculation.

person 1:Sweet fucking christ, Sherley is babin'!
person 2:No shit sherlock.

by Nutzo March 5, 2008

Bambino

You significant other, he’s your life, soul, and lover! a person that you trust with your life!

“My dog is my bambino”

by Dictionaryboy1 June 26, 2018

Bathin' Apes

Knockoff Forces that somehow became trendy.

The equivalent of Wal-Mart shoes, with ugly plastic colors all over them, and the star from the old NBC "The More You Know" PSA's.

Also known as: BAPES

"Did you see that dumb-ass rapper with the BAPES?" "I guess Bathin' Apes are the only thing that nigga could afford."

"I got me some BAPES for tacky day during homecoming week."

by Soulja Boy Tell 'em October 3, 2008