Basil on the Front Porch 

To be content

Last Sunday was basil on the front porch

Basil on the Front Porch by wangsauce December 7, 2022

Basil II 

The Bulgar Slayer himself, possibly the greatest gigachad in history. This was Byzantine emperor for 50 years. During his reign he conquered the First Bulgarian Empire and incorporated Armenia diplomatically. Alongside that he was succesful domestically and ruled over the Byzantine empire during it's peak of power. He was a great general who while campaigning gave him no privileges over the standard soldier which led to the army loving him. He would also found the Varangian guard which was far more loyal than the Praetorian guard. He was probably the greatest Byzantine emperor.

Basil II the Bulgar Slayer, what a chad.

Basil II by Giga Chad Eugene of Savoy January 15, 2023

basil or quail 

Quail is a amazing person and a cool person :)

basil or quail. is so cool!!!

basil or quail by Marcelona :) May 11, 2023

Basil’s Law 

All bourgeois political kayfabe boils down to projected raceplay fetishes

Person1: That black feminist chick from college just posted her white boyfriend on her insta

Person2: dude…. Basil’s Law!!!

Basil’s Law by MMAFayce January 23, 2024

Basil's law 

Basil’s law is an axiom coined by twitter user and Bronze Age Pervert enthusiast Basil (neobactrian). Per the law every bourgeois political kayfabe boils down to projected raceplay fetishes.

Person 1: did you know Shanaya the raging black feminist has a white boyfriend?

Person 2: Dude!!! Basil's law

Basil's law by MMAFayce February 1, 2024

Basil's Walmart 

When a keyboard warrior condescendingly suggests that participating in democracy is lazy or näive, and that the real way to enact meaningful change in the world is to commit some act of righteous political violence, and then goes on to do no such terroristic act, opting instead to continue to participate in more internet flame wars. Used by edgy teens and armchair anarchists to prove how cool and woke they are.

Pioneered by Twitter user @LinkofSunshine (Display name "Basil")

Natalie keeps saying that "Voting for any candidate is submitting to a broken system" and "What we need is revolution!", but she's just window shopping at Basil's Walmart.

Basil's Walmart by WarWeasel August 29, 2024

Basil Burger

A statement or remark made by a person that is illogical, nonsensical, or nonsensical due to a lack of thoughtful consideration or understanding. Typically, the phrase is used to describe something said in the heat of the moment or without any rational processing.

"You know, that guy just said we should drive to the moon because it's closer than the grocery store. What a total Basil Burger."

Basil Burger by The Verbiary Dictionary December 27, 2025