Basement Monster

Someone who never leaves their own home, specifically their room.

Have you seen Derek lately?

No, he's a basement monster man. I don't even think he showers.

by SJeffries April 8, 2009

basement kisses

Term used for oral sex.

"My wife and I were in bed, and she gave me basement kisses!"

by Jak Gof May 26, 2020

Booty basher

An act in which one bashes the booty

Yo Steve! You see that chick over there??
I sure would like to be her Booty Basher!!

by BeardedBastard July 30, 2018

Label Basher

Derogatory New Zealandish term for someone who only wears branded clothes, such as Starter Jackets, Stussy T-shirts, New Era hats and Reebok pumps.

A label basher would rather wear fake branded clothes than be seen in something from The Warehouse.

Aw Manu how did you afford those Rollerblades au? What a label basher!

by reason1892 May 31, 2019

Your Third Baseman

As a man, your third baseman is the only other man that you would a have a threesome with thus making it you, the girl and of course your third baseman. Most of the time this person would be you best friend, your bro, or someone you are close to and have known for a while. Your third baseman is someone who wouldn't judge and someone who you know that won't make it weird or awkward afterwards.

Girl: the only way I'm having a threesome is if its with two guys,
Guy: alright Im in
Girl: better get your third baseman

by theTrooper January 9, 2013

Mint City in the Basement

1) A state of pure bliss
2) Name of best EASHL team on nhl22
3) When your playing EASHL 3v3 and the boys score a goal off of pure poetry in motion resulting in a similar feeling to a wet dream

*Goal Scored*
Mark - “Fucking beautiful”
Kevin - “ Yea that was mint”
Steve - “Mint city in the basement”

by MarkyTep15 November 7, 2021

basement dweller

A male over the age of eightteen, usually with no formal education, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) and has no ambition to move out or contribute to society. His will to live is sucked by his daily marijuana regiment. He can be found working second shift at your local gas station. Lives in a perpetual state of "Getting his shit together."

Jonas picked up some sluts from the amoco and brought them back to his dad's house. They thought he was such a bsement dweller.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003