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Matrix Barbeque

having a barbeque in the winter with ur friends, and everyone is wearing trench coats... hence "matrix" barbeque.
"doood! its freaking cold outside and im hungry as hell, lets throw a matrix barbeque!"
by dead end friend November 19, 2009
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Tijuana Barber Pole

The act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to anally fist her up to your elbow. It is know as the Tijuana Barber Pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.
Damn, man, she's so wide I had to give her a Tijuana Barber Pole!

My boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a Tijuana Barber Pole for my birthday... I still can't sit down.
by BrackettE November 1, 2010
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acomb barbecue

A social gathering for celebratory purposes. Not strictly a barbecue, typically involves burning tyres on or near a playground.
Hey lads, howd u feel about a good old fashioned Acomb barbecue tonight?
by 5YRACARD June 5, 2018
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tom barber

Someone who likes Cheese and can't stop pointing it out like a Mongoloid
by Tom B. Sucks February 24, 2019
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You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
by elip October 29, 2014
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Dickey's Barbecue Pit

Dickey's Barbecue Pit -

BBQ chain eatery featuring house-smoked meats, stuffed baked potatoes & classic sides .

Their food is very mediocre and kinda like Boston market ( old people food ).

Also you pay alot for small portions of food .

They are based in texas but have expanded in other states and the original owner was a

WW 1 veteran named travis dickey , his family later

Took over the restaurant buissnies.
Dickey's Barbecue Pit is not to be confused with

Dickies workwear clothes .
by Blu_leef May 19, 2023
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Mr. Barber

The assistant-principal who works hard to keep hats/hoods off heads in the halls of Twin Valley.
"Where did your hat go, Kevin?"
"Oh, Mr. Barber, took it."
by Bruh413 November 4, 2019
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