420 Bandit

A member of a brethren of pot smokers. They are almost always seen together and wait patiently for the day of rejoice April 20th

The 420 bandits always have each others backs and when dealing with one you deal with all.

1: Hey man have you seen John today?

2: Yeah, last time i saw him was with the 420 bandits

1: I'll wait the last thing I'll ever do is mess with them

by Doubleinferno March 3, 2011

disco bandit

Known for their Mad Looting Skillz and Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation, Disco Bandits are a very popular class in the kingdom of loathing. That doesn't make them any better than the others though. After all, people these days have crappy taste, you know?

The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes he? No man knows. Whither strikes he next? All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

fanny bandit

word used on family guy on 9/24/05. used in the context as fanny bandit is the spanish word for homosexual. Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire are stuck on an island, and decide to have an orgy. Long scene short they dont go through with is becuase they dont get "excited" then a ship pulls up and you hear.....

Cruise announcer: And if you look of the left side of the ship you'll see a bunch of homosexuals.

Cruise announcer (in Spanish): A la izquierdo del barco podemos ver los 'fanny bandits'

by TheRiscGroup October 10, 2005

butthole bandit

An assfucker of opportunity. Usually someone who won't take by force, but participates in a gang rape or by slipping a 'Mickey' to someone and cornholing them while they are passed out.

Brian was afraid his cellmate was a butthole bandit.

by shazizizzle April 8, 2003

shit bandit

when you take a killer dump in one toilet and then quickly move to another toilet to wipe, leaving your dump uncovered and in all its glory for the next person

Damnit, who's the shit bandit?

by ohherrohans December 15, 2009

Baja Bandits

In early January of 2011 two men (age 12-47) entered a Taco Bell in Endicott, New York. These criminals ordered small drinks. instead of filling their cups with this delicious drink they filled Gatorade bottles. They then promptly left the Taco Bell and ran around town to their safehouse.

*67 Taco bells have been robbed of all their Baja
*56 Deaths have resulted from these robberies
*The last Taco Bell that was hit was in southern Missouri

Bandits: Hello can i please have a small dri.. EVERYONE ON THE GROUND

Workers: Who are you?????

Bandits: We are THE Baja Bandits

by Not a baja bandit;) March 14, 2011

banditsbones

A person who makes videos on youtube. All though he's made several videos, he still puts a smile on your face. He has a steam account. He's not really how old he says he is. He will charge you off a building and throw a jockey on your back if you meet him in person. Add him on steam, he gives pipe-balls away. He accepts every friend request. Ask him if you can be on his videos, he will only let the first 7 be in it.

I could sure go for a banditsbones.

by roflcoptor1234 September 25, 2011