baloney

Meat paste, A weapon used to disturbs others and kill their enemies

Caleb- " hey you wanna kill someone"
Peter-"yeah you have any advice?"
Caleb- " use a baloney it blends in perfectly with the body after your done"

by cidp October 21, 2020

Baloney

Also spelled "Bahloney" Not to be confused with "Bologna, a type of lunchmeat." is something so full of bullshit it can't even be defined with a curse word thus, you just simply have to use a misspelled word for a cheap-ass lunchmeat to describe the object/person/situation.

2020 is such a baloney year.

by The Talking Brony July 13, 2020

Baloney

The real way you should spell bologna because the other way is shitty

dude 1: Hey you just hit a racoon!
dude 2: It's fineeee
dude 1: that's baloney! it's fucking dead!

by ZootedLove August 12, 2020

Baloney

Not the same as Bologna

That's a load of baloney

by Roadkill'd October 27, 2022

suave baloney

When your baloney is more charming than you are.

The baloney was very suave. I didn't know such a suave baloney could exist!

by baba loney April 17, 2019

Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.

Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 08, 2017

Baloney Slapper

When you rip a chainsaw fart during an awful case of swamp ass that has the same sound, smell and consistency of slapping two pieces of lunch meat together.

I came home from a run and let out a Baloney Slapper so rancid my dog came to see if I was about to feed him.

by BigDickCorrine April 15, 2022