you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney

A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career

Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.

You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...

by ThisisntUKstfu February 1, 2021

chonie baloney

Formal Spanish for a penis or labia hidden beneath underwear.

Juan has chonie baloney that makes the chicas loca.

by Tisigornorich May 23, 2021

suave baloney

When your baloney is more charming than you are.

The baloney was very suave. I didn't know such a suave baloney could exist!

by baba loney April 16, 2019

dipping the baloney

a guy having sex. Past tense: dipped the baloney

Last night I was dipping the baloney with Rachel

by kerplunkety August 1, 2019

Super wacko crazy baloney

When something is so crazy or insane that it just turns to baloney

That school day was super wacko crazy baloney

by Purpstar615 July 12, 2023

Slow Baloney

Watch out, it’s Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie

by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021

Baloney

Not the same as Bologna

That's a load of baloney

by Roadkill'd October 26, 2022