Baldy

The term used when one shaves only one testicle and leaves the rest of the groin area to reach rainforest proportions.

*at a nude beach*
“Oh look he’s got a nicely kept baldy right there”

by i’mactuallygod June 19, 2021

Baldy

Baldy Top stat wanker wants to fist mumma

Huu hu Fuck off jack

No Karl Baldy top fucking stats

by Wu94 November 20, 2025

Baldy Mophead

A person who has a bald spot on top of their head, with long hair coming down around the bald spot.
An insult for a retard

Shutup you baldy mophead.

Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.

“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”

by Daddylegs92 April 15, 2022

Hannah Baldie

hot mess
overweight bae
kidshelpline member
pornstar

Hannah Baldie is a fat shit and deserves to work at makkaz

by charlisucks October 27, 2019

Baldy forks

Shaved vagina

Show us ya baldy forks

by psyrollin November 7, 2019

Baldi

Baldi means you are acting goofy or acting dumb

That man doesn’t know what he’s talking about he’s a baldi.

by bahut6 May 1, 2021

Baldi (Baldi's Basics)

Baldi is a antagonist that tries to chase the player in Baldi's Basics (BBIEAL). He can hear doors and noises that the player does.

A person: Baldi's Basics is too hard! I can't get away from Baldi (Baldi's Basics)!

by RandomGuy4291142 January 1, 2023