Baldy

A person from Darndale, usually male, with an odd, egg like, appearance.

Let's all go laugh at the baldy.

by Mehoop July 2, 2019

Baldy Locks

Baldy Locks:\bal-dē-läks\ Good at giving head,derived from the fanbase the Barbz devout followers and super fans of "The Queen Of Rap" Nicki Minaj

That girl is a Baldy Locks

by Rengokus Waxed Pubes April 14, 2022

Baldi

A slightly over weight person, with a receding hairline. Be careful because they can be very sensitive whenever you mention their hair or weight.

“ Your such a baldi!”

by Rgcsfhcdtv December 4, 2019

Baldy

Landon ball’s dick shaved and very smooth

1.Dude last night baldy tasted so good
2.Dan did you go down on baldy and kiss the shit out of him

by Fucktard08763 February 8, 2025

cheese baldy

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart

Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy

by Dangerous golf ball June 9, 2021

Bald Biting Baldi

An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.

"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"

by Beebo34 February 27, 2023

Baldy

The term used when one shaves only one testicle and leaves the rest of the groin area to reach rainforest proportions.

*at a nude beach*
“Oh look he’s got a nicely kept baldy right there”

by i’mactuallygod June 19, 2021