My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he says he’s playing bagpipes
by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020
a manual examination of one's wedding tackle, typically performed by reaching underneath one's kilt to ensure that all equipment is in proper working order.
After our grueling and miserable traverse of Stac Pollaidh, my sweat-drenched nether regions were well past due for a bagpipe check.
by kilt_lifter March 08, 2022
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.
Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.
by massterblaster December 16, 2013
Where a circumcised male has anal sex with another person, the other person farts and the air escapes up through the urethra and fills the scrotum with air causing a phenomenon known as the 'Chocolate Bagpipes'
Also see Chocolate Blowfish.
Also see Chocolate Blowfish.
Tim: "Man, last night I was rockin' Jemma's can and she farted and gave me a mad case of the Chocolate Bagpipes"
Dave: "Dude! High five!"
Dave: "Dude! High five!"
by Raging Erections March 08, 2011
When one blows air into a womans vagina and then uses his or her hands to push down on the lower stomach, pushing the air back out of her vagina, creating natural vaginal flatunlence.
Dude, you had to hear the Mexican Bagpipe I gave this girl last night, It sounded like his ass after buffalo chicken pizza!
by A Knowledgeable Mexican March 20, 2012
A variation of the typical "bagpipe" however instead of using the armpit you use the back of the knee for sexual gratification.
I asked if she wanted to do the egyptian bagpipe but then i realized we couldn't because she was a double leg amputee.
by Austin R & J Karr May 04, 2007
When a man's lover blows into his asshole and fingers his erect shaft and ballbag as if playing a classical instrument. Master instrumentalists produce sound by squeezing the air out of their partners' anus as well as achieving a high pitched moan from orgasm
by cjbillz August 16, 2022