Badger-fucked 

The degraded mental and physical state of existence which occurs following a twisted session of intoxication. Extreme gurning, severe bad breath and absence of any communication skills are key factors in determining whether a person is truly 'badger-fucked'. However, this condition naturally lends itself to self-diagnosis - sometimes only the victim can fully assess their own shambolic state.

This condition is exclusively the result of excessive (and sometimes mixed) drug taking - usually focussing around a party or clubbing night. Moderate alcohol consumption and all-night dancing, fuelled by Ecstacy, leave the individual thoroughly monged and perilously close to the edge. In this situation, the smoking of a large cannabis reefer or bong is most likely to ensure progression to a state of 'badger-fucked'.

Basic whitey management should be employed at all stages to avoid early disaster.

Dropping in the Absinthe Bar got things started and Harding's stomping set did the business, so we were pretty monged as we shambled back to the Bulldog sometime after 6am. The bong immediately made an entrance and 45 minutes later I was absolutely badger-fucked.

Badger-fucked by Alastair November 12, 2003

Badger and Skinny Pete 

The Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Breaking Bad.

Clueless stoners who provided comic relief and convenient plot devices.

In the last episode of Breaking Bad, Badger and Skinny Pete operate
the laser pointers which convince Elliot and Gretchen that Walt has hired two
killers to ensure they create a trust fund for his son. Later, they tell Walt
that blue meth is on the market causing him to realize that Jesse is still alive.

Badger and Skinny Pete were always good for a laugh on Breaking Bad.

Badger and Skinny Pete by quesondriac October 15, 2013

Racked-up like a Badger

1. A huge bar tab that has been left to over-run out of control, unbeknown to the original owner of the tab.

2. Someone who has over indulged in cocaine, causing them to slur like a paraplegic.

(Influenced by the Badger in the movie "It's All Gone Pete Tong")

"Did you see Ed's face last night? bloody hell he was racked-up like a badger."

"Paul you better get down here, I've just checked the bar tab and its racked-up like a badger."

Racked-up like a Badger by 15minsoflame August 18, 2011

fish badger 

A fish badger is a fish-flavoured badger. The only difference between a normal badger and a fish badger is the taste. There is no difference in fur, texture or general behaviour. Many fish badgers go undetected due to this. Often confused with 'contemporary badger' and sometimes confused with 'fish badger'.

"My God, this one's a fish badger"
"I'm a fish badger, if you don't believe me, suck my paw"
"Why do fish badgers exist?"

fish badger by Bobbojenkins July 30, 2006

Slot badger 

An insulting phrase used by inhabitants of the city of Bristol in south west England to refer to the neighbouring city of Bath. It derives from the scandal when MP Ron Davies was caught near Bath "looking for badgers" soon after being embroiled in a scandal where he had been robbed in a London park notorious for cottaging.

"Hey, Bristol beat Bath at the rugby, Bath are just slot badgers,"

Slot badger by Hello It's Me February 15, 2006

licking a badger's arse 

The dry, grubby feeling in your mouth left after a nights heavy drinking

After a night's heavy drinking john awoke to find his mouth felt like he'd be licking a badger's arse

licking a badger's arse by JimBill April 25, 2006

vagina badger 

noun; someone who gets alot of vagina. Someone who badgers vagina. Badgers can be extremely violent and so can a vagina badger.

"rick banged another chick last night"
"what a vagina badger."

vagina badger by JKubKay March 20, 2009