backdoor barf

n. A euphemism for having the shits, a.k.a. diarrhea.

"Ugh, my ass is sore from backdoor barfing all morning. I swear, if I have to wipe one more time my browneye will burst into flames."

by SnaggPDX November 15, 2005

Backdoor Betty

A slut who takes it in the poop chute often!

damn that backdoor Betty sure loves it in the arse!

by opotimus April 22, 2006

backdoor crack whore

a woman who offers anal sex in exchange for crack or money with which to purchase crack. just like it sounds.

I went up to the backdoor crack whore to conduct a little business.

by P.D.H May 3, 2006

backdoor blizzard

after returning from a tacobell run, and cumming in your girls ass, you ram her real hard, pull out, and watch her fart out the cum, in a blizzard like manner

mike johnson gets back door blizzarded everyday

by paul April 3, 2005

backdoor berries

Backdoor berries are jams and various jellies used as anal lube for buttfucking.

Meredith found--much to her surprise--that she liked backdoor berries.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

backdoor brownie

Another term for poop or shit

"I'm squeezing out a backdoor brownie from my ass!"

by La Di Da September 5, 2004

Backdoor Baldridge

A person who refuses to enter through the front, but instead prefers the backdoor in both entering and exiting and in sexual activities.

I once met this guy who was a total "Backdoor Baldridge" and always used the trunk to enter and exit the car.

by Seth Gass February 1, 2008