breakfast sex 

Sex early in the morning. Particularly good for revenge sex, break-up sex, and "i was too drunk last night to know you're ugly but oh well let's go again" -sex.

Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.

She was so hot, I couldn't help but have breakfast sex before I left for class.

breakfast sex by yourfavoritepairofjeans October 7, 2005

Breakfast Boner 

An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"

Breakfast Boner by Marc Quenneville May 4, 2009

breakfast and bed 

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest

That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me

breakfast and bed by b to the rizzle May 11, 2007

breakfast maker 

A morning fart so foul, that the person next to you has no other option but to leave the room and make the breakfast

John was always able to perform a breakfast maker when it was really neccessary

breakfast maker by Ryan A May 6, 2006

Breakfast Bitch 

1)What you call someone when they make breakfast for you all the time.

2)A certain hoe that bitches around the breakfast time of
7:00AM to 9:30AM.

That Erika chick is totally a breakfast bitch, she makes me eggs n' bacon every morning.

Breakfast Bitch by Da Pluhar October 16, 2009

Breakfast Roll

Female initiated morning sex. The Breakfast Roll is performed when your babe wakes up all wet, hot and horny. Whilst you are still sleeping, she latches ahold of your morning wood, climbs on top and starts riding old morning glory until she climaxes. Breakfast Rolls usually end up with a male climax by finishing you off with a handy or fellatio.

Stan: Carl you are late for work again. This cannot continue. I have a business to run. Why are you constantly late every morning the past two weeks?
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!

Breakfast Roll by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

breakfast BJ 

When you wake up to a girl giving you head.

"I love it when Amber wakes me up in the morning with a breakfast BJ."

breakfast BJ by Han4321 March 19, 2008