Bonk

A term used to describe something awesome.

I found a sack of lollipops, it was bonk.

by Mr predictable June 16, 2012

Bonk Boy

A small child that doesn't have a grasp on how anything works. Often comparable to a potato white boy from Ohio. Needs his ass wiped every 7 seconds to survive.

"Hey, what was that loud whining from earlier?"
"I dunno, it was probably just Bonk Boy being a bitch."

by bonk boy's #1 hater September 07, 2017

head bonk

When your kitty bumps her head into you as a sign of affection, and also so put her scent on you.
Whether you know her seemingly odd behavior as head bumping, butting, bunting or bonking, your cat is just trying to tell you that she thinks you are purr-fect!

That was so cute when Miss Kittypurr stood on your tummy and head bonked you.

by Kolchak Jones March 31, 2017

dick bonk

To deliberately slap, hit or annoy a woman by smacking her on the face or head with your penis.

When your mom got out of line, I simply dick bonked that bitch to let her know.

by James Eitel August 13, 2005

abizarreone/bonk

A very cool dude that will help you with anything, he is so sweet and kind a deserves an award, and a lot of head pats. This man is totally amazing and probably has a sexy haircut and could get any ladies to suck him off

abizarreone/bonk is amazing.

by booty chunkerz March 18, 2021

Che Bonks

Che Bonks is just another word for boobies!

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Me: Did you see the Che Bonks on Stacy's mom?
Larry: Yo that bitch got mad Che Bonks

by st.jimmayy August 03, 2011

bonking off

Leaving work early.

S4E5 of "The IT Crowd", Moss got very excited because he and Roy were bonking off.

by Pegasus Epsilon December 11, 2011