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love board

A finely varnished and manicured piece of exotic wood with rope handles usually placed under the FUPA area to hoist and retain the FUPA for access to the pleasure zone
Hey baby, go get the love board I'm feelin' lucky tonight.
by hh&b April 15, 2011
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bore-boarded

The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.
Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."
by Gary Olson January 25, 2009
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Boardman'd

To become so intoxicated that coherent thought and bipedal stability is nigh on impossible
Nick: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Andy: Yeah mate, let's get absolutely Boardman'd!
by 5robmar November 29, 2011
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Bastard Board

Computers generally consist of a mother board with the CPU and basic I/O functions. Daughter boards add or enhance performance such as a SCSI controller or video card. Bastard boards are modified daughter boards that only work in one computer or a very specific hardware and software configuration.
We finally got it to work after we realized that we had a bastard board that required AMI BIOS 2.2.
by nasamsl March 11, 2010
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Disgustion Board

An internet discussion board that is not functional for the community of users. It wreaks havoc on organization... and important, viable discussions are swirled into a massive amount of uninformed user statements. Attempt to replace a user forum with these flashy boards is disgusting.
IMVU utilizing salesforce software to replace their user forum has done nothing more than create a Disgustion Board. It is disgusting to try to navigate through all of the crap.
by Notorious Chicka March 31, 2017
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no wild boars

by Trixy01 September 27, 2017
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A Queer Boast But Alas

An archaic form of Weird Flex but OK used by medieval crusaders and bishops up through the 14th century
Count Michael of Winsuxershire-Upon-Hill the 3rd: Ho! Behold all thoust who are present! I have baked AT LEAST 16 crows into my pie!
Cardinal Willy of Piedmont: *medieval chuckle* lol, you put birds in your desserts instead of goat urine? A queer boast but alas!
by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 2, 2018
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