BloatJob

When it’s a girls first time giving blow and she doesn’t realize you’re supposed to suck, and instead she blows. This causes your dick to rapidly inflate which will greatly increase the psi inside of your shaft. To prevent any future issues you can dick-burp.

“Bro my girl gave me a BloatJob and I couldn’t release all the trapped air. When I went to the hospital they had to stick a straw down my urethra to get the excess air out”

by TMoney769 August 26, 2023

Facebook Bloat Syndrome

Facebook Bloat Syndrome (FbBS) was coined on 3/29/2011 and refers to the problem that 90% of Facebookers have: A friends list that is at least over 200 people which you only interact with maybe 10 of them. It's easy to friend people, look at their pictures and be done with it. Removing "friends" is easier than friending them but is rarely used.

Jack: I have a giant e-penis because I have 700 friends.

Jill: How many of those 700 have you interacted with over the last 6 weeks?

Jack: 2

Jill: I see you are suffering from a severe case of Facebook Bloat Syndrome.

by BoatGoy April 15, 2011

Paul Blarted

The act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass!

Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange

by That Faggot No One Likes October 3, 2012

goat bloat

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.

“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”

by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018

Bloated Cheeto Puff

An arrogant racist orange man who is now the president of the United States, a.k.a. Donald J. Trump.

Person A: Hey, you know who won the election?
Person B: Yeah, the Bloated Cheeto Puff.

by OfficerHaught November 13, 2016

bloater

a fattie, normally a man, could be from kent, and named paul

you fat bloater dave, you stretched my favourite knickers

by mrsharp July 20, 2003

Blooter

1 - Scottish slang meaning to hit something hard.

2 - Blootered - Drunk

1 - He is going to blooter that fitba'

2 - Look at the state of her she's totally blootered.

by Lambchops November 23, 2004