beaching

when you lay around and act blatantly, and obnoxiously lazy, in reference to a beached whale, often done on sunday during NFL football, or through a hangover, most serious beachers will fill a cooler with their favorite beverage and snacks and put it next to them so they dont have to get up, while beaching you are "beached", beaching is to beach

"Work sucks, I cant wait to go home and beach."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."

by briandisco March 2, 2008

benching

The act of magically pulling out one's bench from your universally deep pockets and chillaxing as if you are Cadena's pimp in a crowd of people.

Yeah, man. After a party like that, we just sat around Thereall benching and chatting.

by Catheiadena March 3, 2011

Beaching The Dinghy

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.

He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.

by Natterbot June 28, 2023

Blerghing

The act of face planting your pillows and snuggling up with your blankets and never leaving bed

I am so depressed, my week is going to consist of blerghing and Watching netflix

by baybeecaykes0115 March 28, 2015

blatchington mill

poggy skool fard lol

hay wots thea naym off thatj pogy skool. its blatchington mill. varbdeab also ckool

by rafowashisnamo November 24, 2021

Bleaming

To blissfully dream, essentially Blissful and Dreaming put together, Bleaming!

“Time goes by pretty fast when I’m bleaming.”

by VespidPluto0367 January 22, 2022

Belching practice

Trying to be stupid while talking to an evil clown hooker with multicolored hair and a white and purple outfit. This works better if you’re voiced by Keith Silverstein and if you’re a big red troll with an Afro and a caveman costume. (Surprise surprise, he’s also voiced by Keith Silverstein)

What do you want, Rascal? I was right in the middle of belching practice! This better be good!
— The Big Red Troll Bitch

by Delete this account now October 27, 2023