A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.
John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.
by BrizzleRizzle December 18, 2024
Get the Bentley Tubemug. by cum slinga November 14, 2022
Get the George Bentleymug. Yeat's admired bentayga, an SUV by Bentley, pronounced ben-ley, not to be mistaken for Tonka, a Mercedes Benz G wagon.
"ride in that bentley, in tha bentley truck"
"I wan bentley I want money I wan bentley I want money"
"I wan bentley I want money I wan bentley I want money"
by NammaJeff May 10, 2023
Get the bentley truckmug. probably the most sweetest, caring and loving boy you will ever meet. GREAT kisser. He will always have your back no matter what. Through the good and the bad times, you will make you laugh, even when you cry. He texts you the sweetest things, and always says "I love you". If you ever meet a Bentley, make sure you never let him go.
by i_am_too_cute_for_you_9-15 February 2, 2023
Get the Bentleymug. Picture a man who's basically Harvey Specter's long-lost brother, minus the lawyer fees. His communication style is either sharing his thoughts like he's being paid by the word (he talks a lot about business), or he's doing his best impression of a mime. There's no in-between, think Schrödinger's conversationalist.
Here is my favourite part, Bentley is the kind of guy who'll ask for your opinion on which road to take, he'll ask you for the source, accuracy and whatnot, nod thoughtfully, and then cheerfully drive in the complete opposite direction. Nothing personal, it's just Bentley being Bentley.
Yes, you might need to explain about the definition of emotions to him like you're teaching advanced calculus to a lion, but trust me, it's worth it. After all, who else will keep you warm with their fiery temperament while simultaneously playing it cooler than a penguin's pantry?
Here is my favourite part, Bentley is the kind of guy who'll ask for your opinion on which road to take, he'll ask you for the source, accuracy and whatnot, nod thoughtfully, and then cheerfully drive in the complete opposite direction. Nothing personal, it's just Bentley being Bentley.
Yes, you might need to explain about the definition of emotions to him like you're teaching advanced calculus to a lion, but trust me, it's worth it. After all, who else will keep you warm with their fiery temperament while simultaneously playing it cooler than a penguin's pantry?
I love you Bentley, most ardently.
by anonymous February 9, 2025
Get the Bentleymug. Bentley keeping is a small child that didnt know how to take a joke and cries about everything. He rages a everything and screenshots all bad things like: hi, bye, im leaving now and leave me alone
by Toy plate September 28, 2019
Get the Bentley keelingmug. Bentley is very hot
by cool kid :) August 23, 2020
Get the Bentleymug.