Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends

Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends

by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022

Bellend

It’s a person also know as Alex he ass is fucking huge and he got a perm

What a bellend re alex

by Hrjririeie February 27, 2021

Bellend

Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.

Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.

by noshush January 27, 2023

Bellend

A type of dick head but is circumcised like a filthy Jew. A bellend is either a stupid erotic cunt that likes to toy around with his last bit of foreskin while in the shower with his brother or a prick who cant get his hands of his cock because his sex drive is on a different scale of Jimmy Savile. Chavs use this word a lot because their all circumcised little spazstics. You could also refer a bellend to a bald bloke or a leukaemia infested human.

Jimmy: Boys i managed to stretch my foreskin out so wide my bros head could fit in it

Will: *calls child protection services

Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard

Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia

by Straight as Jimmy November 8, 2020

Bellend

Someone who sits on a kiddy size JCB wearing a striped guess T-Shirt, Palace socks stretched up their shins and BlacK Vans

Jeez look at that bellend

by xx_blazeit_xx May 26, 2018

Bellend

A stupid or annoying person that tends to be a man

“Ben Powell is a bellend”

by AP940 December 16, 2024

bellend

British insult

You're (you the reader right now) a bellend

by knobhead123456 February 11, 2024