Battle of the Josh’s

A day in a middle of a field off the side of the highway in Lincoln, Nebraska, all the Josh’s in the world will fight until there’s only one.

Bro: Hey, it’s national battle of the Josh’s day, you know what that means.
Josh: Really?! I’m winning

by Robert Pattinson is the best April 22, 2021

fap battle

First one to fap wins!

Johnny and Sam engage in a fap battle, first one to finish wins!

by Bob5902 January 27, 2016

Battle L.A.

The most badass alien movie there is. It is up there with Predator and Independance day. The only thing different is that the aliens are ON THE GROUND and CAN ACTUALLY DIE.
The main characters are U.S. Marines, which amps up the badass meter even further.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Battle L.A. yet?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: I don't know you...

by Mr. Awsome, Critic, Writer etc February 9, 2012

battle dick

When your dick turtles up in moments of extreme athletic combat.

Bro, homeboy almost tackled me and I got battle dick like a motherfucker.

by Dr. T. Urtle July 20, 2019

Battle bucket

A bucket you keep with you while gaming in case you need to shit / piss.

We were doing a specop in EVE with the corp and we were told to bring battle buckets because we were going to camp here for 10 hours minimum

by Ethak June 5, 2018

Battle Ground

The town of bunners and drugs, more people brag about doing drugs than actually doing them. A 6th Grader tried to sell me a vape shit. Everyone has a juul, or some type of vape. The schools are the worse.

Don’t move to battle ground.

by A highschooler from bg September 29, 2018

diss battle

Battle w a lot of dissing, obviously.

"Let's go on a diss battle with William!"
"Yes, bruh. He won't know what hit him."

by lentwencu April 16, 2016