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a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support
bastard by Uncle Dimma September 17, 2016
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Anyone who says it or types it are gay/lesbians/simp
Bastard by Imgayiey July 24, 2020
Someone who’s parents weren’t married when they were born or aren’t married.
I’m a bastard my parents got married when I was 5.
Bastard by Invader zim fan ;-; November 28, 2020
dalyla is a bastard
bastard by bigppgorl February 27, 2021
someone who was meant to be aborted or someone who was a mistake
i hate you son i should’ve swallowed you, you damn bastard
bastard by Youdamnbastard June 18, 2021
He is Edward's bastard child
Bastard by Volibear November 1, 2021
Recent appropriations of the word bastard now affix the term to middle aged white men in primarily rural settings. This new appropriation is inspired by visionary Native American Mothers. This maternal act of appropriation supplants The naughtiest word in the English language. It is very sad that we assign derogatory terms to infants. Making bastard the naughtiest word in the English language will demote thundercunt to the second naughtiest word in the English language.
That bastard in his big stupid truck spends all day driving his fat bastard ass up and down these gravel roads glaring at people. He should shake the Funonions off his trousers and do something productive for once!