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Aztec gooning

The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.
Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.
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Aztec flickergoon

A ritual to summon the ancient god of gooning and edging
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Arteks of Lakandula

Arteks of Lakandula (AOL) is a vibrant Facebook community dedicated to promoting unity, humor, and support among the Igorot people, originating from the Cordillera region.

Group Overview

-Name: Arteks of Lakandula
-Origin: Cordillera Region, Benguet
-Establishment Date: September 7, 2021
-Name Change: Changed to Arteks of Lakandula (Official Facebook Group) on September 16, 2024, to distinguish itself from impostor groups.
-Notable Works: Charity events, relief operations, community engagement
-Focus: Cultural expression, community support, and local updates

Challenges and Optimism
-Despite challenges such as misinformation and impostors, the group continues to grow, fostering a spirit of positivity and solidarity among its members.

Cultural Impact
Arteks of Lakandula serves as a vital link for the Igorot community, facilitating dialogue and collaboration on pressing local issues while celebrating cultural heritage. The group’s charitable efforts have made significant contributions to the community, fostering a sense of pride and unity among its members.

Highlighted Activities:

-Khawis Chadlo Kasi Ta Whachang: A charity ride supporting local initiatives.
-Relief Operations: Aid distribution for families affected by typhoons and disasters.
-Community Engagement: Ongoing support for educational needs in partnership with local schools.
and many more..
The name Arteks of Lakandula translates to "Drunkards of Lakandula," reflecting a cultural context where members share humor and camaraderie. The group, initially focused on memes, has grown into a platform for storytelling and community support among the Igorot people in the Cordillera region.
by Nomenarch October 7, 2024
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Aztec flicker gooning

A variation of regular flicker gooning (masturbating or "gooning" while repeatedly flicking the tip of the penis at a quick pace to achieve farther ejaculation), said to have been created by the Aztecs around 1300.

The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.

Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.

According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.

Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.

Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
"We learned about the Aztec Empire in history class today. Their gooning technique was wild. I wish I could learn the Aztec flicker gooning technique and shoot my load 500 meters!"
by Sir. Glizzy III November 15, 2024
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Aztech

Ancient Native-American inventions.
According to Johnny Hart's "B.C. for P.B.C." cartoons, computers even existed 'way back in da days of da cave man --- so perhaps Aztech was indeed alive and well even dat far in da past.
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Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava
Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!
by 7ncvz December 9, 2024
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aztecstaregooning

when you stare at someone using ancient aztec gooning powers
yo watch out hes aztecstaregooning
by BigDaddyDicc December 16, 2024
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