alaskan upside down moose pile driver

when you pee in a girls butt get her pregnant and pile drive her down the stairs for a free abortion

pee pain Alaskan upside down moose pile driver

by gfkfkfkfkf December 1, 2016

Looking for Alaska

What John Green writes when The Fault in Our Stars isn't enough death for him.

friend: what are you reading?
you: Looking for Alaska.
friend: oh cool whats it about?
you: *gasps*
friend:what?
you: *cries*
friend: WHAT?
you: *SCREAMS MANIACLY*

by OurLittleInfinity June 9, 2014

Alaskan Halibut

Sex-Move: Knock your bich out with a fish (preferably an alaskan halibut), put it on your dick, and then fuck her with it.

I gave her an Alaskan Halibut last night. Biches love the Alaskan Halibut.

by Alaskan Halibut November 28, 2012

ALASKAN POLELINER

THE ALASKAN POLELINER IS A SEX MOVE USED BY THE INUIT ESKIMO, WHEN THEY TAKE A NICE SIZED TERD AND PLACE IT OUTSIDE THEIR IGLOO AND FREEZ IT UP SOLID THEN BRING IT BACK INSIDE AND DILDO THEIR OLD LADYS WITH IT

IT WAS EXTRA COLD LAST NIGHT SO ME AND SALLY DID THE ALASKAN POLELINER

by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012

alaskan big boys

The greatest squad around

When the girls saw the Alaskan Big Boys their panties hit the floor

by Alaskan Big Boy May 24, 2017

alaskan thunderfuck

very good weed grown in the manatuska valley in alaska also known as manatuska thunderfuck

that alaskan thunderfuck fucked me up after like 1 hit

by weed...yumm August 10, 2005

Cloud Atlas

Your argument is invalid.

"Cloud Atlas is the best movie of the year!"

CORRECTION.

"Cloud Atlas is the best movie EVER."

by CloudAtlasVendettaOfTheMatrix February 4, 2013