Axe Baby

Anyone (child, teen, adult) thoroughly steeped in the culture of AXE body spray. Can be used as an insult when someone is acting overly Bro, suggesting they were deprived of oxygen and instead breathed AXE at birth. Children born to Bro parents automatically qualify whether or not they drink Mountain Dew.

By 2050, the number of Axe Babies in the United States will triple, due to the sexual maturation of the first Bro generation of the early 2000's.

The Axe Baby dreamed of seeing Nickelback in concert, after hearing stories from his parents about how rad and hella sweet their shows were.

The brand new Axe Baby was swathed not in a powder pink jumper, but a bubblegum polo and tanker's hat.

Brad, stop watching WWE, you're acting like an Axe Baby.

by Purple Sox April 30, 2010

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Poop Axe

A steaming piece of doodoo fixed on the end of stick. The ultimate weapon against any adversary!

Beware! For he is brandishing a POOP AXE!!!!

by Gunt Slammer June 22, 2011

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axe shower

The act of replacing a shower with spraying yourself with axe.

Joe is a lazy asshole, and takes axe showers before comming over.

by Joseph Block March 27, 2007

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give the axe

To be fired; to have employment terminated.

Boss: I had to give the axe to Drew today because he wasn't doing shit.

by Iam Keith Stone September 9, 2010

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Axe Cop

Axe Cop is a comic series by Malachai and Ethan Nicolle (5 and 29) featuring a cop with an Axe and his sidekick, Dinosaur Soldier. Axe Cop will chop your head off. He makes Chuck Norris look like Barney Fife

Axe Cop and Dinosaur Soldier chopped the bad guy's head off

by scratchmaster101 April 28, 2011

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