Anyone (child, teen, adult) thoroughly steeped in the culture of AXE body spray. Can be used as an insult when someone is acting overly Bro, suggesting they were deprived of oxygen and instead breathed AXE at birth. Children born to Bro parents automatically qualify whether or not they drink Mountain Dew.
By 2050, the number of Axe Babies in the United States will triple, due to the sexual maturation of the first Bro generation of the early 2000's.
The Axe Baby dreamed of seeing Nickelback in concert, after hearing stories from his parents about how rad and hella sweet their shows were.
The brand new Axe Baby was swathed not in a powder pink jumper, but a bubblegum polo and tanker's hat.
Brad, stop watching WWE, you're acting like an Axe Baby.
The Axe Baby dreamed of seeing Nickelback in concert, after hearing stories from his parents about how rad and hella sweet their shows were.
The brand new Axe Baby was swathed not in a powder pink jumper, but a bubblegum polo and tanker's hat.
Brad, stop watching WWE, you're acting like an Axe Baby.
by Purple Sox April 30, 2010
by Gunt Slammer June 23, 2011
by Joseph Block March 22, 2007
by Iam Keith Stone September 08, 2010
Axe Cop is a comic series by Malachai and Ethan Nicolle (5 and 29) featuring a cop with an Axe and his sidekick, Dinosaur Soldier. Axe Cop will chop your head off. He makes Chuck Norris look like Barney Fife
by scratchmaster101 April 10, 2011
An axe-wielding maniac from the Tampa Bay area who offers legal advice when you call his 1-800 number after an accident.
If you've been in an accident, call 1-800 AXE GARY.
I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!
I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!
by beknighted March 08, 2014
The turd i shit in the toilet wouldn't go down after three flushes, so i grabbed the Toilet Axe and chopped it into smaller more flushable chunks.
by the lumber jacker baby March 07, 2006