Audiophile

Someone who spends a minimum of 25% of their annual salary on their hifi system and uses it to listen to Dire Straits and Steely Dan exclusively.

Is that a moving coil stylus I’m hearing? Yeah, thought so. You know for just $3K you can get a decent entry level audiophile quality moving magnet stylus that will really bring out the brightness of Sultans of Swing.

by &E aaargh August 23, 2025

autopilot adaptive decision control

Being a backronym of AADC (the title of an Indonesian movie), "autopilot apocalypse decision control" is the condition where someone experiences monotonous daily routine, e.g. high school students who go to school for 8 hours every Monday to Friday.

Imagine autopilot adaptive decision controls you all the time, making you have to go to school for 8 hours from Monday to Friday.

by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025

Misused Autopilot Effect

This effect happens when consumers of a product (such as DAIN App or especially Telsa Autopilot) incorrectly uses a product, and unknowingly damages the reputation of certain software or products. The most notable case is Telsa's autopilot, where people are negligent and recklessly drive and get into accidents, damaging the reputation and credibility of those consumer products from news outlets reporting on these incidents.

James: "Ugh, another case of the misused autopilot effect! I wish people would start paying more attention while driving!"
Adam: "Yeah, isn't negligent driving, like, illegal?
James: "It is. It really is."

by Jamespolation April 29, 2021

Interstate Autopilot

An honorable sex act that begins with being bored on a road trip, this act usually involves at least two guys. First the passenger must get on top of the driver and begin having Anal sex, while bouncing on top of the driver they must start making out with each other vigorously. After that, due to the drivers riders visual restrictions, the driver must use his tongue to guide the rider how to steer the car. The rider then uses his ass cheeks to turn the steering wheel in whatever direction the drivers tongue pushes in his mouth. This act is preferably to only be done on interstates where the turns are limited.

“Hey I’ve been driving for a while and I’m a little tired, should we put it in interstate autopilot?”

by Autopilotman123 July 27, 2025

REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE

Lover of sounds inside an exclusive group that can't ever be breached.

You may hear what you want to hear but the REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE always understands what they hear and the reasoning is STRENGTH IN NUMBERS , "right ADAM".

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021