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Australian genius

A person who is insane, mentally ill, retarded or mentally deficient.
That half-wit is a genuine Australian genius!
by Tom from the Shore November 9, 2007
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Australian vacuum

A sexual maneuver involving going "down under" and sucking the filth/exrement out of someone's butthole while manuvering the penis manually back and forth, the way one moves a vaccuum cleaner over a carpet.
I can't believe Jamese suggested that she give me an Australian vacuum, and then tried to kiss me afterwards! Oi, oi, oi!
by neergmas March 19, 2009
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Australian Nosebleed

Code name for a woman's period. It's like a regular nosebleed, but down under.
"What's wrong with Jenny?"
"She has an Australian Nosebleed."
by toadthesavior April 19, 2015
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Australian Kangaroo

A sexual act that can be done to a woman by both a male or female that is executed when you are fingering your girl and she says go deeper and so you start fisting...but that's just not enough. She asks for you to go deeper so you are shoulder deep but she's just not fucking satisfied. Eventually you begin to insert your head, ultimately reverse birthing yourself. Once you are in all the way to your belly button, you will be sucked into the great black hole. At this point you can turn around in the vag to poke your head out and look at your surroundings, much like a Joey in a mother kangaroo's pouch.
Josh-"Hey Ally how are you doing"
Ally-"I'm fine, how are you"
Josh-"I'm good"
*phone rings from vaginal area*
Josh-"Woah Ally do you have a phone in your pussy?"
Jacob, Ally's boyfriend-"Nah man that was just my phone ringing, we did the Australian Kangaroo last night."
by DaddyMcCrea January 9, 2017
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Australia Post

Australia Post is an Australian company that was founded on the 25th of April 1809.
Australia Post has made it their mission to ensure a nationwide cuckening of Australian Deliveries.
These days, Australia Post specialise in such things as slow deliveries, lost parcels as well as claiming every resident is not home when they do deliveries.
I ordered something from Sydney and it took 3 weeks to arrive, I guess I shouldn't have picked Australia Post.
I thought that Australia Post would be a great delivery service until they lost my packages.
I was standing right next to my letter box when Australia Post drove passed and threw my parcel out the window.
by Multarix January 15, 2019
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Australian Breakfast

An australian breakfast is when your partner is asleep and you wake them up with oral sex. It's eating out, but down under.
Tomorrow morning, I'm going to treat you to an Australian Breakfast
by manbexarp1g August 28, 2019
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