Australian Accent

pseudo-british

For some reason this still doesn't derail girls from loving it.

Girl: Oh i go ga-ga for an australian accent

by mrfd December 17, 2008

Australian Netflix

The worst thing ever.

Australian Netflix is like cancer, it doesn't go away once it comes.

by JamieDuke May 28, 2015

Australian Wax

Far more extensive than a basic bikini wax, an Australian Wax comprises total pubic epilation, removing ALL genital hair completely, from both the front and back of the pelvic region. It is usually performed with heated wax applied to the skin. Strips of cloth are then smoothed firmly over the wax. Once the wax has hardened sufficiently, the strip is very quickly peeled off the skin, taking the unwanted body-hair with it.

She plans to wear a g-string bikini on her vacation, so she's scheduled an appointment for an Australian Wax the week before she leaves. She doesn't want ANY hair 'down under' to show when she's lounging on the beach!

by MonaLisa65 March 4, 2011

Australian Television

A mind raping experience that should not have to be endured by anyone.

I'm going to vomit if you don't turn this shit off, watching Australian television is like a slow painful death.

by Manic Holz April 20, 2011

Australian Pinocchio

"Pinocchio down under"

A term used to describe a man's erection, or boner.

I was sitting on his lap, when Australian Pinocchio woke up from his nap.

by ShyChey September 15, 2010

Australian Feedbag

When you poop diarrhea into someone's mouth in a sexual kind of way.

Give me a rusty trombone or I'll give you an australian feedbag.

by Jack Flack Always Escapes September 2, 2009

Australian Kiss

A French kiss down under.

An Australian kiss is a French kiss performed on a woman below the waist.

by ccnotdd April 6, 2010