Astrolism

Prejudice based on astrological beliefs

Allie: “You are just being stubborn because you are a Taurus”

Cassie: “That is astrolism! Stop being an astrolis!”

by allie hammer November 23, 2021

astralyst

astralyst is an amazaing person! They're hilarious, and VERY talented.

- "GIRL, did you see astralyst's new video? It's so funny, I rewatched it like a THOUSAND times!"

- "WOW! No I didn't! SHOW ME RN!!!11!!"

by yaholek! May 1, 2022

astreopostis

dumb mf that's addicted to slapping a homie's ass

jack: *exists*

astreopostitic mf: *slaps jack's ass*

jack: "yo wtf is wrong with ur gay ass"

astreopostitic mf: "shit sorry i got astreopostis"

by stinky man with a van May 22, 2022

AstroNOT

A person who typically has no aeronautics formal training yet is well versed and informed on the subject of space exploration; especially when it deals with historical space missions. A NASA mascot, fanboy, space themed social media influencer (i.e. - TikTok, Instagram)

The TikTok AstroNOT makes informative videos on space and astronauts, yet has never been to space & is NOT employed by NASA.

by TikTok AstroNOT August 2, 2022

Astrology

Astrology is bullshit. People who believe in Astrology have an IQ of approximately negative 100. Their IQ subceeds negative 100. If you, for some reason, don't know what Astrology is, it's basically when you decide someone's personality and the way they act from which month they're born and also the belief that the stars in the sky control your fate and life choices. Do you see how retarded that sounds? Read the example at the bottom.

TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: hEy, wHeN iS yOuR bIrThDaY?
Completely normal and smart person: uhhh, 26th of May?
TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: eEw, YoU'rE a GeMiNi ♊ yOu ArE a BaD pErSoN.
Completely normal and smart person: Excuse me? Are you braindead?

by TheSummitOG August 25, 2022

Astrology Horsegirl

1. A female, typically in her mid 20's, that does not assume responsibility for her actions. Instead, the universe is to blame. She typically has an irrational fanaticism for equine husbandry, even though her finances, and the finances of her support system, will not allow it to be realized. Generally out of touch with reality and the concept of stability.

See also; vibes, crystals

I was at the festival this weekend and there were so many astrology horsegirls.

by JJdawg42069 September 8, 2022

Astrology

BULLSHIT

ASTROLOGY IS COMPLETE AND UTTER BULSHIT

by Godspeed_Dat_nigga November 9, 2022