jackens assistant

jackens assistant is jackens personal assistant that is very helpful and is great.

jackens assistant helps jackens everyday

by jackens November 10, 2020

Soaking Assistant

The person who assists in Mormon "soaking" by moving the bed from underneath to create more sexual pleasure without the "Soakers" themselves moving

Will: Want to soak this weekend

Jamie: I'll get my friend to be the Soaking Assistant

by Sir_Callum September 10, 2022

Stoner's Assist

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.

Bro, I'm too high to hit this.

Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.

by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012

Troll-Assisted

Used when a certain event or incident that happens in a block-game, is helped or aided by a player called TheTroll2001.

"Did you guys grief my base? Bet it was Troll-Assisted.''

by Exxactoo November 10, 2022

Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.

I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

by Give me a break! December 18, 2012

Aim Assist

When someone grabs your schlong from behind in the urinal and guides your stream of piss into the bowl.

Jim: I got so drunk last night that Peter had to give me some aim assist.

by Bob Yeeters August 27, 2021

Homie assist

When two men who claim to be straight engage in oral or anal sex and claim that it's to 'help out a brother in need'

This is often used as a justification or excuse to engage in homosexual intercourse.

This phrase can also apply if the submissive member is part of the lgbt community and the dominant member claims that they are straight and visa versa

I gave my bro a homie assist cuz he needed to get some stress out.

by PhuzzyWuzzy September 16, 2021