asif

a term used to describe the masters of the art of sexual pleasure. Trained to perfection at all sex positions and sex styles.

Whoa! look at those asifs over there! i wish they notice me, my boyfriend is a pussy when it comes to sex

by german shepard owns November 8, 2009

Asif

Its an Arabic name Meaning "Riches" "one with alot of money"

my name is asif

by Duke™ November 6, 2012

assfisted suicide

the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.

No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.

by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010

Assface

(1) A person who, out of lack of intelligence or ignorance is making a fool out of him or her self, (2) Drop-dead ugly

"Straighten up, assface, people are watching."
"Holy Shit -- that guy has an assface."

by M. A. Melton June 1, 2006

assface

noun - a person whose behavior is so completely and utterly atrocious that the only explanation is that the person has an ass for a face and as such must live up (or down as it were) to the face.

Those insane extremists who blame disastrous, natural phenomena on God punishing, the gay community, the historical slave owners, and the all encompassing "sinners". Those people? Assfaces.

by Soobee July 18, 2008

assface

a term used to insult an individual who's facial features are equivalent in attractiveness to an ass.

"Man Jamie, you are such an assface."

"That guy is such an assface."

by jackcansingcsharp April 28, 2009

assface

1. A person or personsthat always looks for the easy way out 2. A person or persons that always try to mooch off people 3. Cheap or frugal 4. Old and decrepit

Steve is an assface because he tried to scam me out of a free lunch

by TheKingOfHeat June 2, 2010