Hiroshima (Aerial Assault)

Elevating oneself as high as possible above the toilet while dropping fecal matter into the water of the toilet. If done correctly a gigantic splash should occur. If shit hits anywhere but the water you have failed your mission...the japanese win the war.

AJ: Hey how about rob's Hiroshima (Aerial Assault) attack yesterday
TJ: Dude, his head almost hit the ceiling!
Ryan: So the Japanese lost the war again!

by Disrespect That Toilet! March 17, 2010

AssFault

n. AssFault is a more elegant and more sophisticated term to replace the relatively more vulgar ButtCrack or its synonym, AssCrack.

etymology: AssFault is a conjoining of two terms: "Ass," which refers to the posterior of a person, and "Fault" which is a geological term indicating a break or a crack.

After the long bike ride over the asphalt my AssFault was very sore... I think I need a new seat.

Dude 1: Dude-- pull up your pants. I can see your butt is broken!

Dude2: What?

Dude1: I can see your AssFault!

by Neologian-PJG November 16, 2012

assault rifle

An assault rifle is a select fire shoulder arm chambered for an intermediate power rifle cartridge capable of being fed from a detachable magazine.

Typically an assault rifle is the standard issue weapon used by military forces. The United States uses the M16A2/3/4 as its standard rifle, though there has been a movement towards the M4A1 carbine (also an assault rifle).

The "MA5B Assault Rifle" from the popular Xbox game "Halo: Combat Evolved" is not an assault rifle because it is not select fire and it is chambered for a full power rifle cartridge (7.62mm x 51 NATO). It would be more correct to say that it is a magazine fed machine gun.

Some examples of real assault rifles include: the M16 series and the AK/AKM series.

by chriscaffee August 18, 2005

Assface

An individual who just happens to be in the unique position of having his face look identical to his ass. In most cases, the face takes on the role of the ass and vice-versa. So, it is not uncommon for an assface to have bad breath and to talk a lot of shit.

He's such an assface - have you heard the shit that comes out of his mouth?

by DrDeadpan September 8, 2009

Full-Frontal Assault

The process of cupping a woman's boob when either kissing or not kissing, and it is unwanted.

When Adam and Tori had to kiss during spin-the-bottle, he full-frontal assaulted her, much to her surprise and disgust.

by crazy cool cadet July 1, 2011

Textual Assault

The act of attacking a friend, crush, significant other or total stranger with constant, unwanted text messages. Usually several consecutive texts in a few short minutes, these textual assaults may take the form of a long message broken up into several texts, random thoughts, late night booty texts, mass text invites or even, simply a bunch of insatiable requests from attention whores. Textual assaults should not be taken lightly. Tell a trusted individual immediately if you feel that you have been textually assaulted in any way. Feel free to put on the silencer.

Tom: "Who's blowing up your phone?"
Susie: "Oh god. John won't stop forwarding me lame jokes."
Tom: "Ah. Another victim of textual assault."

by goblingirl May 2, 2009

Assault weapon

Any firearm that doesn't have some sort of wood texture.

Nerf guns don't have wood so they're assault weapons!

by Despacito Gamer 69 November 23, 2018