asswart

The pairing of Ciarass and Stewart. ;p

Cirass (on her phone): Love you!
Stewart (on his phone): Love you too.
Abby (on Cirass' other phone): ASSWART! (hangs up)

by Abby&Chloe September 25, 2010

Auto-tune assface

Pretty much every modern singer these days. Unfortunately, they make millions of dollars because of these dumbass little girls that are in love with them.

Stupid little girl: BIEBS IS MY BOYFRIENDDDD.

Gandhi: Shut up, bitch, he's an auto-tune assface.

by PatGuitar October 19, 2010

asstard

Someone who is both retarded and an asshole.

That meteorite dude is a total asstard.

by CBG April 21, 2007

asstart

Similiar to asshat.

John, you just ate a whole jar of mayonaise. John, you are such an asstart!

by Exposo July 2, 2006

asscar driver

Noun - A person who tail gates and switches lanes as if they were racing in NASCAR, except they are driving on city streets and freeways right on your ass. This is one of the only ways to crash your car while traveling in a straight line with other people who are also traveling in a straight line.

This guy is so close behind me I can't even see his headlights. Damn asscar driver.

by Dr. Dentatus July 11, 2011

assfarter

a really dumb asshole

You F***IN ASSFARTER!

by officer tinkles June 21, 2004

assfap

the act of using your fingers, toys, or other objects for the purpose of penetrating your own anus for pleasure. it's fapping, but for your asshole.

I caught Amber assfapping last night with her vibrator. I hope she doesn't intend to use it vaginally again.

by Corpse\m/ March 16, 2010