When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex
Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
Get the Arkansas Ark n’ Assmug. by U will never know who I am Mr December 24, 2019
Get the Ark Victoria Primary Academymug. When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.
Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.
by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019
Get the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Arkmug. When wildcard announce an update/patch or new dlc content release times/dates ark-flation you have to add give them 7 days minimum to implement it
“I heard there’s a new ark update coming out this week” , “oh no because of ark-flation it will come out hopefully next year at a stretch”
by Aaron The Sex Master February 7, 2024
Get the ark-flationmug. Originating from Ark: Survival Evolved, Arked is used to describe an unfortunate event in a video game that lead to you getting fucked over by the said game. Keep in mind you can only get Arked when the game itself is at fault that you got fucked over, not by you or other players in the same game.
I got Arked hard just a minute ago, a Microraptor knocked me off my Argy when I was flying in the Redwoods biome and I was killed by a pack of Troodon that were below me. Now I have to go get my shit and rescue my Argy before something kills it.
by Big Scary Black Man November 12, 2022
Get the Arkedmug. In reference to "The Joker"; when a person has become a menace to society (general tomfooleries, "jokes" that are far beyond the acceptable standard, crime, dastardly behavior )
person 1: "Man, did you hear what Josiah said in the car? That was downright dastardly!"
person 2: "I know! He must be going through his Joker Ark."
person 2: "I know! He must be going through his Joker Ark."
by PeepeeGod6969 August 30, 2021
Get the Joker Arkmug. 