Apollo's Windmill

When two men 69 in a standing position, and then proceed to cartwheel.

"Did you see Reggie and Josh last night?"
"Yeah! They were Apollo's Windmill'ing down the street!"

by Basco Dragoon October 24, 2019

Apollo 11

This only applies to one person on this planet. The mission: Apollo 11 takes place with bottle rockets. When joho was little kid, he would make space ships out of water bottles and paint them to make them look like space ships. Over the years he upgraded from water bottle to gatorade to finally 2 gallon milk jug. This experiment was to send his astronauts to the moon hoping to find new life form. His first test was on his own bruther, edward. But he soon found out, edward had no moon. So the tests were invalid. Now he hopes to send his astronauts to Pam's moon in hopes of finding new life form. After many years of repeated tests, he is hoping for the neil armstrong astronaut to come out. If he isn't careful though, he might end up in Mars or worse, Mercury. He has calculated everything out, and the best idea would be to send multiple ships to the moon at once. Little does he know though, someone might already have been to the moon. True story, based on accurate interview with the infamous joho. We will keep you updated with the specs of how his mission goes. For now, let us pray for a safe trip for his little astronauts. Good night!

I have been running many tests on Apollo 11. I want to send my astronauts to the moon.

by Joho 2.0 October 21, 2012

Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.

When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat

by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016

apollo

apollo is an identity v a tier skin that is worthy of being an s tier.

1: oh man i sure like joseph's apollo skin! is it s tier?
2: no lol, its A tier
3: omgomg poger

by matew sus November 9, 2021

Flew faster than Apollo

Having an erection by surprise.

Tom:"Look at Mamita's booty"
Danny:"DAYUM"
Ben:"My dick flew faster than Apollo"

by Senor Vader November 3, 2016

Apollo 13

A.k.a The Reverse Blitzkrieg.
Where the male or female runs around the room then runs straight at their partner, dick or strap-on brandished, then proceeds to fuck their ass brutally

You into space baby? Because I’ll show you the Apollo 13

by Your’e Mom May 6, 2018

Apollo

Apollo is the name of weak people who are emo and broken. They have no partners and they are unable to mate due to their fuglyness.

I'm a Quinn but hes an Apollo, we would never work.

by idfk on discord to apollo February 19, 2022