Apollo Jockey

Invented by the infamous Choppers, the name Apollo Jockey represents the act of a male locking himself in their bedroom and putting on his most promiscuous g-string, and continually masturbating for countless hours with no contact with the outside world. This character will end up with liters of jizz all over their body by the end of the social experiment. The only male to come out as an avid Apollo Jockey is Marley Matthews who has been crowned Lord Apollo Jockey.

Marley Matthews doesn't want to get on fall-guys because he is too busy doing Apollo Jockey things.

by Johno Dox August 25, 2022

Apollo

he’s very cool and my favourite greek god tbh

“oh my god(s)! is that Apollo, Percy?”
“oh wow! it is.. he looks so cool and awesome”

by wifehaver01 September 2, 2022

<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>

<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>

<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

apollo

apollo is an identity v a tier skin that is worthy of being an s tier.

1: oh man i sure like joseph's apollo skin! is it s tier?
2: no lol, its A tier
3: omgomg poger

by matew sus November 9, 2021

Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.

When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat

by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016

Apollo (Percy Jackson)

God of poetry,

music, archery and all

that’s awesome. Haiku.

"Apollo (Percy Jackson) is hot."
"He's the sun god."
"That's not what I meant."

by percyjacksonfanlol May 24, 2024

Apollo 11

This only applies to one person on this planet. The mission: Apollo 11 takes place with bottle rockets. When joho was little kid, he would make space ships out of water bottles and paint them to make them look like space ships. Over the years he upgraded from water bottle to gatorade to finally 2 gallon milk jug. This experiment was to send his astronauts to the moon hoping to find new life form. His first test was on his own bruther, edward. But he soon found out, edward had no moon. So the tests were invalid. Now he hopes to send his astronauts to Pam's moon in hopes of finding new life form. After many years of repeated tests, he is hoping for the neil armstrong astronaut to come out. If he isn't careful though, he might end up in Mars or worse, Mercury. He has calculated everything out, and the best idea would be to send multiple ships to the moon at once. Little does he know though, someone might already have been to the moon. True story, based on accurate interview with the infamous joho. We will keep you updated with the specs of how his mission goes. For now, let us pray for a safe trip for his little astronauts. Good night!

I have been running many tests on Apollo 11. I want to send my astronauts to the moon.

by Joho 2.0 October 21, 2012