Apology Cupcake

A small token given to show sincere contrition, and soothe hurt feelings of an injured party.

After everything he'd been through, they gave him an apology cupcake.

by LizardSpider April 23, 2025

Apology

Ha! I wouldn't ever give you one.

Hym "You're not getting it are you? There is nothing for me to be sorry for. An apology for what? Seriously! You fucking idiots are absolute dogshit and your fuck-ass kids don't absolve you of that. And if you weren't so solipsistic and delusional, some of these other kids would still be alive. That's the real impetus behind this absurdist filibuster. You're throwing around a lot of 'joke' and 'prank' and 'trolling' rhetoric and I bet that's the excuse you use when the moderators aren't around to shield you. 'I thought it was a poggers troll incel gyatt bbl rizzler guys! It's not MY fault! It's HYM!' But everyone knows it's a lie."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

Apology accepted

Apology accepted Japan. I'll pay the extra 10 yen for Ice cream.

Hym "Apology accepted Japan. I will buy the Ice cream."

by Hym Iam October 12, 2025

rhetorical apology

An apology that does not require an "it's ok" response. Usually the person who is being apologized to should actually be doing the apologizing. Rhetorical apologies are often stated with large amounts of unmistakable sarcasm.

Incorrect response...

Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: That's ok.
Girl: That was a rhetorical apology you doucher.

Correct response...

Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: Oh no no! I'm sorry! I was completely out of line.

by gimmieames December 7, 2010

nerd apology

When one nerd realizes they were wrong during an earlier discussion with another nerd, and issues an apology to clarify the situation.

Sorry Justin, I owe you a nerd apology. At the start of the Lord of the Rings movie Gladriel does in fact wear one of the three rings. This is most unusual for an elf.

by luke_simmo February 22, 2014

Ass Apology

A kind of apology that makes you wanna slap you friend across the face. They take this apology so sarcastically, they sound like an ass when they say it.

Karen is such an ass, she gave her boyfriend Justice an ASS APOLOGY.

by Bombshells hair salon bitch March 8, 2015

mom apology

In the event your mom f's up and doesn't apologies, instead she'll suddenly act sweeter or friendlier.

Child: *didn't do anything*
Mom: *nags at child for nothing*

Child: *proves innocence*
Mom: *feels guilt* so want to get ice cream?

Child: mom apology accepted

by Momski September 25, 2017