The late night resident , usually inebriated, who has taken it upon himself to patrol his or her Buildings , units , leasing office amenities, etc.. late at night. Looking for any unusual activity or disturbance such as loud party’s , excessive speed through the parking lots, loud birds , or any other nuisance that he/she deems unacceptable. He brandishes his own swift justice. Unfortunately this only results in his own embarrassment and a hangover of shame when the sun rises
I got really drunk Last night and all Of a sudden turned into stupid ‘Preferred apartment community Batman’ again. I was yelling at the teenagers to turn down their garbage edm music and taking down license plate numbers to give to the cops
by RynothaGyno June 03, 2020
A section 8 hood apartment in East Houston, Texas, located near Beltway 8 and Woodforest Blvd, bordering both Channelview and Cloverleaf, crime prances around the area and was even worse in the 2000s, has a psuedo-nice exterior to it and a clean-cut looking leasing office but still burglaries, neighborhood drama, drugs, nightly gunshots, etc.
“Y’all heard about that block party last night at them Lafayette Village Apartments? 12 had to come lock some people up for fighting”
by DaisyDukesDaisy January 01, 2024
A section 8 apartment in East Houston around Beltway 8 and Woodforest bordering both Channelview and Cloverleaf, 21 mins away from Downtown Houston. Usually for senior living, has psuedo-nice exterior but situations regarding carjackings, gunshots, neighborhood fights, drugs, etc.
by DaisyDukesDaisy December 30, 2023
Boy 1 : "Hey man! My girl's legs were crawled apart last night, she was literally handing it to me."
Boy 2 : "I love when a girl just crawls apart."
Boy 2 : "I love when a girl just crawls apart."
by Demotivation January 14, 2012
by Wanduzé April 06, 2018
by Acroavio January 31, 2022
The best floor to ever exist in the history of humanity. A miracle happened in the fall of 2021 when by sheer coincidence, the best people on all of the campus were placed on the same floor. This floor was astonishingly good at absolutely everything. The only thing this floor is not good at is modesty because they are great at it!
Eric Hayes:"And the award for the greatest floor 2021-2022 goes to........ Apartments West 2! No surprises there!"
by abcdefff April 02, 2022