alanjoos

noun - a hard-working friend that never takes your calls, or engages in pre-planned events, because he has more important things to attend to.

I tried to stay friends with him, but in lieu of his recent inability to answer his cell, I've come to think of him as a total alanjoos nowadays.

by grandmastorange October 9, 2006

Advanced bitch

better than basic bitch better than bitch itself

-She a advanced bitch, she smoked that bitch
-Damn she smart as fuck you some advanced bitch or what

by Advanced Bitch Herself November 25, 2013

alaniofratic

Something more fragile than glass.

I don't know anything that is alaniofratic, but you may.

by A M80N8R May 31, 2016

Alania

The best girl ever and sexy as hell she a girl u wold want to turn into wifey

She an alania

by Therawbootywarrior🍑 May 27, 2017

alan harper

In reference to Jon Cryer's character in Two and a Half Men. The act of going to extreme lengths to be cheap and get out of paying for things.

"Frank, that cheap bastard, didn't want to split dinner so he left his wallet in the car!"
"He Alan Harpered you?!"
"Big time, buddy. I had to pick up his tab."

by Spinache903 July 22, 2017

Alan Krol

Does all his work on time

I did an Alan Krol

by TechLad April 30, 2020

Alan Rickman

Played Professor Snape on the Harry Potter Movie Series. He has a very nice voice and is a very good actor. Science said he has the perfect voice.

"Who is your favourite actor?"
"Alan Rickman tf."

by decath666 June 30, 2020