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wrapping aluminum foil paper around an object
To aluminate your inhaler. To aluminate your entire room.
by QDizzle May 4, 2012
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Aluminum Digger

1.) A “trailer park community” version of a gold digger.

2.) Someone too young to be a gold digger.
3.) Similar to a trash digger, digging exclusively for aluminum.
4.) Someone who “digs” the fact aluminum is infinitely recyclable.
Bud: Bud's cousin Bud is datin' Buddy.
Bud: Bud is such an aluminum digger.
Bud: Hey pass the P.B.R., yeah Bud better watch himsilf.

Heyyy man don't throw away that soda can!
by holycrapIneedajob June 29, 2010
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aluminum digger

Someone, usually a homeless or poor person, who digs through trash cans and dumpsters for empty aluminum soda and beer cans, so they can sell them to a scrap metal dealer for booze and cigarette money.
This bum is an aluminum digger...taking the empty pop cans out of the trash in the park, so he can get himself a bottle of wine and get drunk.
by Genuine Nerd June 24, 2010
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Aluminum Falcon

The Aluminum Falcon is when a man uses common or household aluminum foil to create an 'on-the-spot' condom. The aluminum foil acts as a physical barrier between the 'man mixture' and the poon.

the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: Contraceptive ability, Comfort, Sexual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) jizz.

Often used in situations where the couple is so horny that they absolutely must have sex in their kitchen.

The plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. Plastic wrap may substitute foil. But is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.

The name derives from the "falcon" being a euphemism for a males member and the "aluminum" for obvious reasons.
Person 1: "Damn, last night Katie was so horny she insisted on doing it on the dishwasher,"
Person 2: "You use protection?"
Person 1: "Well... yeah, i didn't have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;"
Person 2: "Wow. What like an Aluminum Falcon?"
Person 1: "yeah"
*high five and gain respect for each other*
by RUFF SECKS January 10, 2010
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Aluminize

v). to use a metal baseball bat to inflict damage or harm
My girlfriend dumped me. In my kindness, I aluminized her car late last night.

We were out aluminizing mailboxes till the cops caught us.

Duchebag, do not make me aluminize your face.
by Triarius March 16, 2009
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aluminum pineapple

The act of rolling a lot of little aluminum balls and filling a hookah with them, then you precede to drip pineapple flavored blunt drops all over the top. you then trick your friend into smoking it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by GingerGTI August 3, 2011
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alumnikwire

An Alumnikwire is a complete airhead-I made the word up in the heat of the moment when me and my friend were having a literal yes and no argument- so please call me legend for making up my own word and finding a meaning for it immediately ;)
NO YOU ALUMNIKWIRE- Quit Being An Alumnikwire!
by StanBTScowards September 30, 2019
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