That type of kid to offer you rice and hashish when youre simping for that one girl.
He would usually have a very good looking nose
dude why are you ali ing me a bowl of lettuce
by Cumisshowingonmypantsdude April 5, 2020
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Ali is truly one of a kind. She loves with all her heart and her family is everything to her. She searches the world for love, only to find countless failed attempts. She loves sex and doesn’t agree with the stigma attached to it. She will love hard, but will explode if ignored or abandoned. She demands honesty, promotes loyalty, advocates for the underdog, and lives life by her own set of rules. She is fun, loud, intelligent, sexy, and a treat to know!! Ali is swell. The wrath of Ali should be feared, however. If you ever cross her, you will surely be sorry. She hits hard and fast and you won’t recover ever. So love her right, and never turn your back on her, and she will love you for infinity too. Ali is sweet and someone you should meet!!
Ali is so hot you could melt ice on her ass.

Ali makes an day sunny!
Hey, have you seen Ali today?
by Someonespecialyoushouldknow December 17, 2019
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An internet virgin that will text anything that breathes and has a vagina. He will always fail to “get in” with these females and is often attracted to the ones already in a relationship. If he is unsuccessful with entering a relationship he will bother the females friends and send her awkward paragraphs about how they taught him how to love. One he is over the female the cycle repeats.
Nobody wants me dude, I feel like such an Ali.
by Victim of the Ali effect July 3, 2019
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Ali most commonly referred to as phone face.
Aidan: Yo Daniel look over there its Ali.

Daniel: You mean phone face?
by Uhhduhhhw23 September 26, 2018
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Ali is a wanna be and trys his hardest to be cool and fit in but he always makes himself look like a fagget and is a huge pussy has a small dick and doesnt know how to treat girls and never has a good relationship. he likes to act tuff but he really isn all he says he is soft and cannot fight for shit.
by DingleChalk March 21, 2019
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Man who plays COD 4 on his laptop during class with a trackpad.
Man I hate playing with Ali's. They're so trash.
by NeelBarms June 29, 2018
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