Afterfriend

NOUN: A friend you'll see once in a lifetime, but then never see them again. Like you will still remember them, but you will never see them forever more.

Girl 1: Like, and then we hugged and then we became afterfriends!
Girl 2: Man that sucks that Nick is a afterfriend.
Girl 1: Like, I know right? He was so hot!

by Kumi-chan~ October 30, 2010

Afterfacting

Basically, the running of one's mouth after the fact. Similar to the "I told you so"

They spent the entire day afterfacting the disaster.

by Mike Kivlehan January 4, 2004

afterflow

The fulfilling, tranquil feeling after taking a massive piss.

Dude I held that piss in for an hour, but after I launched it, the afterflow was so worth it.

by Carnal1ty October 2, 2007

afterfucker

Someone who afterfucks way too often.

- Hey, dude, what's that smell?

- I fucked a girl last night and then I fucked another girl.

- You, afterfucker!

by Kea Van Embs April 7, 2010

afterfuck

the second girl of the night you had sex with, as if it was an afterthought.

i had sex with lucy and cindy tonight. cindy was really just an afterfuck though

by dreadtoad January 27, 2010

afterfuck

the person you would actually want to talk to or cuddle with after having sex, as opposed to the person you actually want to have sex with

Alan's body is gross, but he would be a good afterfuck.

by raffster772 January 26, 2011

Afterfart

The short amount of time that exists after your partner farts that allow you to slip your penis into her / him. The required time is only short as you want easy accessibility (or 'surprise') but don't want any back pressure to linger on your member

The afterfart allowed for easy penetration of my partner's butt hole...

by Fuqdalegend.com April 19, 2016