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I used to have cable TV, but most of the shows suck, and there are too many advertisements
by Wqter January 5, 2019
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Really, it's just a 2 and a half hour long transactional book advertisement.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"

Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."

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Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"

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Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."

Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."

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by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

that annoying button that appears below almost every definition. when you click on it, it will bring you to a page where you can pay to promote your website.
ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS is the most retarded sentence ever invented
by stereotypicallama July 5, 2023
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The things you see beside, under, and possibly even above this definition. Urban Dictionary is littered with them and lots tend to be very inappropriate.
argghh!!!! the advertisements of urban dictionary are here again!!!
by ausboss20001 October 10, 2023
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a sex position where the penis is tucked between the partner's breasts, where orgasm is achieve either by thrusting upwards or rubbing the beasts alongside the shaft
you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits
by KateHanami March 12, 2022
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A word used to describe a usually short (~5-10 seconds) video that generally annoys people. The reason for the existence of AdBlocks.
These advertisements are so f**king annoying!
by GarbageMan the 4th October 10, 2022
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