adolescent amnesia

The condition that causes a teenager to repeatedly forget to perform tasks.

Suffering from a virulent case of adolescent amnesia, my daughter consistently forgot to to do her homework.

by RegencyEditor January 2, 2010

Adoptive muscle memory

the ability to replicate any physical action after seeing it performed once

Monica Dawson; beholder of Adoptive muscle memory, saw a wrestling move done on TV before work then performed the same exact move on a robber

by HeroesAbilities June 10, 2013

Adolf field

1. Adolf hitlers fursona

2. A convention adolf hitler created himself.

My son adolf field failed art school he came home crying

by Garfielddidntkillhimself April 2, 2022

Adolf Jizzler

A man who mainly fucks Jewish bitches

Almost got myself killed calling my friend Adolf Jizzler

by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022

Adopt Me

A game on the popular app "Roblox", you roleplay in the game, you get pets in the game and make families. It is mostly filled with scammers and 4 to 9 year olds who still can't afford robux.

adoptmefan283: hey wanna play some adopt me???
brookhavenlover2834: nah I like brookhaven better

by floppafan December 20, 2022

early adopter

A person who is typically the first to purchase new technologies before they become popular in an effort to look interesting. They can be easily identified by the dozens of boxes in their basement filled with crap like Nook Ereaders, Zune mp3 players, Google Glasses and AOL email addresses as well as their remarkably small retirement savings accounts.

Our tech startup is failing because we only hired early adopters with attention spans similar to goldfish.

by halal9000 April 26, 2019

De-Adopt

To throw away someone u adopted as they're completely useless #discord

Son, i'll de-adopt u if u don't behave well with my boyfriends!

by theonlinoobmaster69 February 18, 2022