horizontally accessible

Politically correct way of calling a girl a slut.

Shes not easy, shes horizontally accessible.

by Gusgus24 February 26, 2011

Tool box with matching power douche accessories

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.

"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy

by CPT Ron April 30, 2013

bio-accessory

a living being used as a fashion accessory, like a handbag or a scarf, except that it's alive; often dressed up in cutesy little outfits

Paris Hilton rarely goes out without her bio-accessory, Tinkerbell the Chihuahua. Britney Spears used to carry around her bio-accessory, Bit Bit, until she started carrying around babies instead. Why didn't Kevin carry the dog? Maybe that's why she divorced him: he wouldn't carry the little dog.

by KathMac December 9, 2008

accessorary

Accessory;

Used in mumble rap to rhyme with 'necessary';

Things that my ass are not

See also: Accessory

"Get on this ride, baby, you gon' have to buckle up
Thick thighs save lives, call me little buttercup

All means necessary
My ass is not an accessorary"
-William Faulkner

by #Lizzo4Life August 1, 2019

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by qhantomia. August 6, 2022

Aacessimp

Somebody who is racist, homophobic and just cruel in general.

John: Wow, Rebecca is a total Aacessimp!

Ashley: Yeah, stay away from them.

by @oblongobject 🖕 December 6, 2021

unnecessary accessory

A clothing accessory that serves no function. These include wristbands, necklaces, as opposed to wristwatches and sweat bands.

Pirate: Them white beads on yer orange neck is an unnecessary accessory mate.
Guido: Damn dood these are mah good luck charms.

by twanx1234 April 25, 2010