Abortion

Yeetus the feetus

Hey mom i had a A-bort-ion abortion

by Dumb beeeech November 23, 2020

Two Liter Abortion

When someone inserts a two liter into a pregnant woman and stomps on it, causing her to miscarry. This act does not require consent between both parties, however it is strongly recommended.

Chad: Hey, did you hear about that chick on the news?
Mallory: I heard she was given a two liter abortion without her consent and died from the resulting blood loss.
Posta: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

by Hudson Highbrow August 29, 2009

Post-birth Abortion

Murder

Frank: Karen got convicted of murder
Joey: or as she called it post-birth abortion

by Blitz Craig June 14, 2018

Mexican Abortion

when someone (usually a guy) pushed a pregnant girl down a flight of stairs

sally told fred she was pregnant, fred suggested a mexican abortion, sally looked over at fred confused, he then pushed her down the stairs

by CacheXT November 1, 2006

Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.

A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."

by rperazag June 29, 2010

ghetto abortion

abortion, done with a bent clothes hangar, usually in areas where abortions are too expensive for the poor to afford, and done without the use of drugs or anisthetics

She had a ghetto abortion done by her father, without her consent

by flamingbackflip June 24, 2007

Mexican Abortion

When a pregnant Mexican woman is hoisted by a rope, and local children bash her womb with sticks like a Piñata. Causes blunt force trauma to the fetus and kills it.

Peter's mom went to get a Mexican Abortion, but that failed and made him retarded

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit October 29, 2018