Taking its name from the testicle shaped fruit, an avocado toast is when two men 'high-five' their scrotum together. This is a show of platonic affection proves that their friendship is true.
Adv. Avocado Toasting
Adv. Avocado Toasting
Aaron and I are really close, he's helped me move and yesterday we avocado toasted after the O's home run.
What's avocado toasting?
It's when you high -five with your nuts! But only if you're really cool with each other.
What's avocado toasting?
It's when you high -five with your nuts! But only if you're really cool with each other.
by SymoneKitty June 6, 2018

by Ibieta April 12, 2007

when your balls inflate to the size of an avocado giving you incredible testicle pain and causing your dick to explode
by THEloafboy April 26, 2021

A dude named Kevin but his little dumbass friend named him Kevelin avocado. Kevelin is gay but he doesn't want to tell everyone yet. But his secret is now in urban dictionary. Oops
by Pepe the frog 23 October 13, 2016

by Hashtagnp August 23, 2019

A short stature (or tall, don't matter.)
Man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .
Built messed up from the feet to head.
Honey Boo Boo's mom would fit this type of slang very well!
Man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .
Built messed up from the feet to head.
Honey Boo Boo's mom would fit this type of slang very well!
Me: "Yo, Chuck! Ya catch that 'sode of Honey Boo Boo last week?"
Chuck: "Honey who?. ."
Philip: "Ugh! He takin' about that spoiled lil' phat girl that drinks Mtn. Dew mixed with RedBull and her mom has a body of a avocado."
Me: "Yup, that's the lil' bitch..."
Chuck: "Honey who?. ."
Philip: "Ugh! He takin' about that spoiled lil' phat girl that drinks Mtn. Dew mixed with RedBull and her mom has a body of a avocado."
Me: "Yup, that's the lil' bitch..."
by NumberOneKangaroo March 29, 2017

When a guy pulls anal beads out of his dirty ass, pops one off and puts in in a girl’s vage, then smears guac on her pussy and eats her out.
by TheDissenterYouWouldNeverKnow May 8, 2019
