The fucking shit. has a huge cock. will kick your ass at any and everything. avery is a god among men.
by steph212 February 15, 2014
Avery is a Unisex name. It can be used for a boy or a girl, or a helicopter, or a frog, and that's about it.
If you're a girl and your name is "Avery" this means you are: Outgoing, friendly, sexy, and you are tied with all other Averys in having the best body.
If you're a boy and your name is "Avery" this means you are: a TRUE alpha male, you have a GINORMOUS dick, you get all the girls, and maybe some guys too (whatever ur in to)
If you're a girl and your name is "Avery" this means you are: Outgoing, friendly, sexy, and you are tied with all other Averys in having the best body.
If you're a boy and your name is "Avery" this means you are: a TRUE alpha male, you have a GINORMOUS dick, you get all the girls, and maybe some guys too (whatever ur in to)
Example 1:
Guy 1: Damn.... The new girl has a nice ass
Guy 2: Ikr, I should go try and get her number
Guy 3: Her name is Avery, if you manage to get an Avery, you'll probably get recognized by the president or some shit, because anytime you get an Avery, you KNOW you got lucky as hell
Example 2:
Girl 1: Did you hear that Emily and Avery had sex?!
Girl 2: Really!? I wonder how it went!
*Beth walks up overhearing conversation*
Beth: Oh, it went AMAZING he lasted 2 hours! His dick is also HUGE.
Guy 1: Damn.... The new girl has a nice ass
Guy 2: Ikr, I should go try and get her number
Guy 3: Her name is Avery, if you manage to get an Avery, you'll probably get recognized by the president or some shit, because anytime you get an Avery, you KNOW you got lucky as hell
Example 2:
Girl 1: Did you hear that Emily and Avery had sex?!
Girl 2: Really!? I wonder how it went!
*Beth walks up overhearing conversation*
Beth: Oh, it went AMAZING he lasted 2 hours! His dick is also HUGE.
by longshlongbong July 30, 2019
The spiciest memelord known to man. He makes dank,succulent,spicy, and juicy memes. He’s memetastic, if you have an Avery in your life make sure you get some dank memes.
by Lima•been October 21, 2017
a bitch ass nigga with no money and no life that is way too indecisive and complicated. he never knows what he wants and always lies about who he's with . he says he hates all your friends because they all told you about how he would play you but you never listen. he cheats and breaks your heart and makes you cry over and over again. HE IS A DUMB DICKHEAD.
by daddylongdickstyle January 17, 2018
by Pipsqueak101 January 12, 2019
avery is someone who isn’t the brightest person, and is actually quite dumb, but is a great friend and a hilarious person.
avery is dumb
by ohmygussy March 29, 2019