the dog ate it

Worthless excuse, hiding you were to lazy to do what you were supposed to do.

Teacher: "Where's your homework?" Pupil: "The dog ate it"

by Casman May 23, 2004

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ate the cake

1. To reduce to ruin; devastate. 2. To injure (a thing) irretrievably. 3. The downfall, decay, or destruction of anything important.

"We could have won the game in overtime when Percival had the breakaway on the open net, but he totally ate the cake, and we lost."
"I knew I ate the cake when I got caught making out with the boss's daughter in his jacuzzi."
"Margaret knew she ate the cake when she realized that the neighbour's dog she was looking after ate her retainer."

by Quentin Lancaster April 30, 2008

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Ate ass

To have fallen down, preferably in a tragic-yet-hilarious manner.

Yo, I just ate ass outside of a Starbucks and sprained my ankle.

by iCanEven April 26, 2019

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ate up

the run-down feeling after doing drugs.

Man, after we rolled last night, I was ate up the next two days.

by bell June 29, 2003

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ate-rape

To catch a female off guard and perform oral sex on her.

#1 -- "Tasha, Damon ate-raped me last nite -- I woke up at 3 o'clock in there morning and he was down there going for it!"

#2 -- Dena knew that today's ate-raping performed by Steve was
excellent because he got her as soon as she walked thru the door and without hesitation.

by VaNellie!!!! October 31, 2007

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